That's right.... The Mistress.
That's what I've named his new boat. While I sit at home inside alone, night after night, he's down in the shed playin with his boat. He spends more time in that damn boat than he does in with me.
He comes inside with a big smile on his face and says....
"I love my boat" not "I love you baby".
FFS... how can I compete???
FFS... how can I compete???
I can't believe I'm jealous of a bluddyfuken boat.
Give him back bitch or else....
stolen from www.lsgor.blogspot.com
10 comments:
Think ya done it now Jo ...... Laurie wont let that boat out of sight now ..If hes not sleeping in bed you will find him sleeping in the boat with one eye opened ......
I didn't see the burning boat until I scrolled down. Great laugh Jo.
omg I never thought of that Robyn... if he see's this I'm sure to be sleeping alone.
*cries*
I'm serious Andrew... I'm green with envy. This is what I gave up my new bathroom for.
*cries again*
Eh? Like shiny surfaces and great lighting. Check the boat insurance. Cinderella will get her bathroom.
for a sec i thought you were calling HIM a lady!
hahaha..
maybe there's something else in the boat that you are missing. like a pack of beer and a nice TV!
or maybe a REAL mistress Jay???
lol i was going to say that, but i didn't want to offend you!
HERE is the REAL test. Go sit in his boat NAKED. If he pulls you up into his arms, you have nothing to worry about....if he pulls you up, moves you, and repolishes the seat, your screwed.....
Now there's a thought... I might try that.
I'll get back to ya's with the results.
Ya know... I gave this some thought and I'm not doin it.
He's mentioned more than once that we haven't 'christened' the boat yet. If I was to hop in the boat naked, he'd have his way wiff me and then tell me to hop out so he could continue with what he was doing. I'd be none the wiser.
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