Monday, November 05, 2007

The History of the Middle Finger


Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to share it with my more intelligent friends in the hope that you too will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

It is s till an appropriate salute to the French today.

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

3 comments:

Andrew said...

I am obliged for the history lesson Jo. I am not sure if I can believe and if it is untrue, I say pluck yew very easily without having to alter the words for ease of use at all, and perhaps you should have saved this for 01/04/08.

Robyn said...

Hey Jo.... While ya at it going back in History..Can you find out about "Fook Off " Please Thankyou :)

Jay Cam said...

lol that was the most interesting history lesson i had in a while!

pluck yeah!